The history of THE CREATURE FEATURES MOVIE GUIDE series
began in the summer of 1980. Although I have always
had a personal love for books and the joy of reading,
I had never given one serious single though to producing
books myself. Until one day . . . I was having coffee
and donuts with Gregory Frazier, a book designer and
a good friend. First, I must explain that I had known
Gregory in the mid 1960s when he was working for Troubador
Press. Troubador was a San Francisco-based press run
by Malcolm Whyte, with whom I had co-authored the 1966
game book THE GREAT COMICS GAME, a novelty item published
by Price/Stern/Sloan of Los Angeles. Although we enjoyed
only a modicum of success with that title, Malcolm had
gone on to stupendous success publishing the "Fat
Cat Coloring Book" series through Troubador, with
Gregory at his side.
Troubador would continue to expand and ultimately release
hundreds of novelty-book titles through the '70s and
'80s, becoming a leading provider of offbeat publications.
Malcolm and I had come together again in 1974 to co-author
THE MONSTER MOVIE GAME (a modest quiz book similar to
GREAT COMICS GAME) that Malcolm released under the Troubador
imprint. Again, it was a book with a limited print-run
and achieved only modest success.
So there we were one morning as I told Gregory my difficulties
in getting my CREATURE FEATURES MOVIE GUIDE manuscript
published by the establishment New York publishing world.
I had been working on the manuscript off and on for
years, adding new titles as the films became available
in theaters or to television. (In those days the VHS
and DVD formats were but a dream.) House after house
had turned me down, and I was beginning to think the
book would never see print.
I had especially begun to feel it had some importance
in my life, as one year earlier I had begun to host
the CREATURE FEATURES TV show at KTVU Channel 2, an
experience you can now read about in some detail in
my new autobiography I WAS A TV HORROR HOST, available
on this website. (See this site for more about the book,
and for more about the history of the TV series CREATURE
FEATURES.)
"Look," said Gregory that unforgettable morning,
"you're the host of Creature Features, one of the
most popular shows in the San Francisco-Bay Area. You've
got some reputation now. You should publish the book
yourself. There's a lotta people who're doing that nowadays,
and they're very successful. It's called the Small Press
Movement. I think you could be successful too if you
gave it a shot."
I knew nothing about self-publishing so I boned up
on the subject and by year's end, with Gregory's continuing
encouragement, had the pages laid out with scores of
photographs. And I had selected a major press back east
to do the "short-run" printing. My good friend
and collaborator Kenn Davis, with whom I had written
the private-eye thriller THE DARK SIDE (Avon, 1977)
and BOGART '48 (Dell, 1980), had done an original sketch
for each letter of the alphabet as well as a brand-new
cover.
Ten thousand copies of this trade-paperback size book
arrived in my garage in late 1980. Despite my inexperience,
and the overwhelming feeling that it was going to be
impossible to sell that many books myself, I was able
to place the book with Bay Area wholesalers, and began
selling it all over the country as well as overseas.
"Small press," as it was being called, was
a movement across the world by independent publishers
to get books into print that were being turned down
by the mainstream book industry. This grass-roots explosion
of the 1970s and beyond should not be confused with
so-called "vanity publishing," which is when
an author pays a firm to have his book published. The
vanity press does nothing or very little to promote
or sell the book, and in most cases, these books die
an immediate death.
In the case of a small press publisher, he controls
everything - from the creation of the manuscript, to
the laying out of the pages, to the choice of who will
print the books, and ultimately the hardest task of
all, getting the book into chain bookstores, libraries,
military PXs and other normal and not-so-normal outlets.
The small-press publisher should always know there is
a specific market for each book, and how to locate that
market at the time of the book's release. It's a tremendous
amount of work, especially for a one-man press, and
one should expect to devote many months, if not years,
to just one title. It is definitely a labor of love.
One has to educate oneself constantly, as technology
is ever changing. Computers, printing presses and everything
between.
Looking back through the spectrum of time allows us
to see where doors open or close for us. I am happy
to report that my friend Gregory continued to browbeat
me during the next few years about a follow-up second
edition in THE CREATURE FEATURES MOVIE GUIDE series.
And he would help to open a door that had previously
been closed to me, and I probably wouldn't have opened
it without his help. Gregory was constantly calling
me and encouraging me, not so much to do a second self-published
edition, but to see if there was a New York publisher
who would take up the mantle. I could spend more time,
he said, reviewing the films and writing the manuscript
than worrying about how to market thousands of copies.
So with Gregory's help we sent out many review copies
to publishers - and finally in 1983 I hit pay dirt again.
Warner Books in New York City wanted to do a follow-up
edition so in October of that year my wife Erica and
I had lunch with the editors and began making plans
for a second edition. (We had flown to New York to be
part of the movie-critics junket for a new movie version
of Stephen King's THE DEAD ZONE. In those days I was
donning one hat as a TV reviewer at KTVU and another
hat as an entertainment writer for the San Francisco
Chronicle, where I had been employed since
1960.) This trade paperback, which is long out of print,
sold an estimated 15,000 copies. It was all great from
my point of view, but apparently not enough books for
Warner. I was never successful with any of my sales
pitches for a third edition and found myself once again
without a publisher.
But now that I had two editions in print, I began to
consider the impossible: Maybe I could get a third edition
into print. But how? Self-publishing? Finding another
publisher? But even thinking optimistically, I would
see four years pass before I would jump back into the
movie-guide business again. I was slightly delayed by
choosing to publish a book of short stories by Robert
Bloch first (LOST IN TIME AND SPACE WITH LEFTY FEEP),
and I discovered that fiction is always harder than
nonfiction when it comes to selling. But once the Bloch
book was marketed I was determined to forge ahead with
the third edition. This time I laid the pages out myself,
pasting down the type and even cutting the photographs
to fit. In early 1988 I returned to the same printer
that had done my first edition, and by April was once
again selling. It was a good time for the U.S. economy.
Everyone was buying the book, REVENGE OF THE CREATURE
FEATURES MOVIE GUIDE: bookstores, libraries, military
PXs. I went through the first 10,000 pretty quickly,
and was completely stunned. I went back for a modest
second printing - but underestimated the need. I finally
decided after 15,000 copies that I had to get on to
other projects. I should have done 20,000 because orders
continued to pour in for the next year. This book is
also now out of print. (I also printed 250 hardcover
deluxe editions, which are long gone.)
For the next two years, I devoted my time for self-publishing
almost exclusively to revising and editing a manuscript
by John Mitchum, brother of Robert Mitchum. (The book
was entitled THEM ORNERY MITCHUM BOYS.) As a result,
the next movie guide waited in the wings. I would not
fare so well with this Hollywood-oriented book. Nor
would my good relationship with John Mitchum hold once
the book was published. He stopped co-operating with
me after we had a falling out. It took me ten years
to unload the 5,000-copy print run. But that's the way
it goes in the world of books.
The fourth edition, which was to be my biggest effort
as a small-press entity, was not easy in coming. In
the early 1990s, once THEM ORNERY MITCHUM BOYS was behind
me, I was again beating on the doors of numerous New
York-based publishers, hoping for a return to the mainstream.
I met disappointment after disappointment. My old editor
at Warner Books considered the idea for a while, then
dropped it when movie critic Rex Reed came through the
door one day with his own movie guide. It later turned
out to be a selling disaster, but by then all the doors
at Warner had been closed to me. Next, I approached
an excellent agent, Richard Curtis, in fact one of the
best literary agents in New York when it comes to representing
sci-fi and horror authors. And although he loved the
idea, and complimented me on my sales pitch, he had
to turn me down because Leonard Maltin, who published
a yearly book of movie reviews, was already his client.
And both felt it would be a conflict of interest to
bring me into the fold. That was a major disappointment,
for I sensed that had Curtis taken me on, the movie
guide series would have flourished as never before.
I will always consider it an opportunity lost - a major
disappointment. One of those forks in the road. . .
if only it had turned out otherwise.
When I realized that selling through an agent was not
to be, I decided in the autumn of 1993 to do the fourth
edition myself, and was in the throes of preparing the
book when my job at the San Francisco Chronicle came
to an abrupt end in December of that year. A buyout
had been offered, and in light of the fact that I wasn't
getting along very well with a newly appointed entertainment
editor, I felt it was a good time to depart. It was
the smartest thing I ever did, as hard as it seemed
at the time.
The year 1994 was not an easy one. I adjusted to earning
unemployment for the next six months, then faced a health
problem: tendonitis, caused by too many years on the
computer. Meanwhile, I settled in at home with plenty
of free time on my hands as I laid out a massive edition
and saw as many horror and sci-fi movies, old and new,
that I could. Jim Rose, an old friend from the Chronicle
who had helped me to lay out the Mitchum book, again
helped to get the pages ready, and again my old pal
Kenn Davis came up with a new cover design and a sketch
for each letter of the alphabet. In all I counted 5,614
reviews. A whopper of a book. I really went whole hog
this time, printing 15,000 trade paperbacks and 1,000
hardcover deluxe copies. Somehow, even though the economy
was slower than it had been in 1988, I managed to move
thousands of books over the next two years. By 1998
I had sold off all but a couple of thousand, and decided
to try for a fifth edition. But I had no future plans
for self-publishing - I felt my income wasn't as stable
as it had been in the past, and I needed to seek out
a publisher in New York.
I got lucky again. Kenn Davis, with whom I had authored
THE DARK SIDE, the first in a series of novels about
San Francisco private eye Carver Bascombe, had landed
a new agent in New York and recommended me to that agent,
Richard Henshaw. I submitted a proposal. Richard liked
the idea of selling a fifth edition and connected at
Berkley Books. I loved working with the editors there
and a mass-market paperback was released in early 1997
across the country.
Henshaw had made a deal for a sixth edition somewhere
along the way, but then he called to tell me there might
be a delay - Berkley was in negotiations to merge with
Penguin - or was it the other way around? Well, it wasn't
until late 1999 that he called and gave me the green
light to proceed with the sixth edition, and I began
seeing as many of the new films as I could. All had
gone well through the spring of 2000, and I had submitted
all my new material. No one had discussed with me the
writing of a new introduction, so it came as a surprise
one Friday afternoon when an e-mail arrived from Penguin
informing me my editor wanted the introduction on Monday.
Unfortunately, I had planned to be away for a while
at a baptism for one of my grandchildren and didn't
get back until late Sunday. I spent the evening writing
part of the introduction, and was picking up the pieces
the next morning when my editor angrily called and sneeringly
demanded the introduction right now, today, this very
minute. There was the threat of an "Or else"
in the voice . . . I informed him he would have the
new introduction by Tuesday morning when he came to
work at 9 a.m., but he said, "That's unacceptable
to my editor. She wants it today." I didn't know
what to say other than it wasn't yet finished and I
couldn't submit it, but I reassured him a second time
that he would have it Tuesday morning, first thing when
he got to work.
But no matter how many times I said it, whatever I
said was unacceptable. Rejected. It was the most hopeless
conversation I have ever had with anybody. I was speechless,
and even Richard Henshaw seemed at an impasse. Frankly,
I didn't know what to do. You can't give something to
somebody if you don't have it, and my introduction still
needed some editing and additional research. I went
ahead and finished the piece that evening, and submitted
it the next morning as promised. It was there in the
editor's e-mail when he came to work the next day, but
I never heard a further word about it. In fact, I don't
think I ever spoke to an editor there again. Why the
hell would I want to after that experience?
After the sixth and (to date) final edition came out
in the fall of 2000, I stopped writing the series. It
was clear to me that the new administration at the Penguin
editorial office had no love for me or a movie guide
devoted to horror and science-fiction movies, and I
decided that any future dealings with Penguin would
be useless. I couldn't have been more correct. My agent,
Henshaw, wasn't exactly there for me either, taking
sides with the publisher and hinting that if I took
the book to any other publisher, I might be faced with
legal ramifications. I didn't know what the hell he
was talking about, but felt a wave of negativity that
told me Henshaw was of no further use for the movie
guide series. So I just shelved the whole idea and wandered
off to do other things.
Having decided to put aside any more movie guide compilations,
I concentrated on new jobs - constructing 13 crossword
puzzles every month for TV Guide publications, and teaching
entertainment-related subjects to an Elderhostel group
operated by David Kleinberg, a long-time friend at the
San Francisco Chronicle and a man who had been my boss
for 13 years heading up the Sunday Datebook staff. David
had asked if I would teach for him and when I asked
him why he wanted me, he said, "Of all the people
I know, you have more worthless information in your
head than anybody else, and this automatically qualifies
you for the job." I have now made more than 1,000
appearances before groups of senior citizens. (Click
on the Elderhostel icon to find out more.)
Self-publishing is a joy, but it's always a gamble.
One never knows for certain how a particular book will
do until it's printed and shipped to stores and other
buying outlets. Always know there is a market for your
book and you will have some success, anyway. Getting
a book written, laid out and printed is one thing. Marketing
is everything else. Because there is no greater secret
on earth than the birth of a new book. You have to get
that baby bouncing and keep it bouncing and hope it
will have a long and lucrative life suckling on the
teat of readers everywhere. And cry and scream loud
enough to be heard and felt across the land. Despite
the ups and downs of self-publishing, and the financial
hurdles it can cause, I feel it's added to my overall
enjoyment of life and expanded my horizons as writer-editor-publisher.
I remember hearing a story once (an urban legend, perhaps?)
about a writer who published a book and couldn't give
copies away. He ended up stacking the boxes in the middle
of an open field and setting them on fire. At least
I've never had to do anything that drastic. (Maybe I
should keep some matches close at hand, anyway?)
Today I still have about 40 copies of the very first
edition and you can purchase one through this website
for $25 plus postage and handling for a total of $30.
You can also get the fourth edition trade paperback
for $10 plus $3 for postage and handling. If you want
the hardcover deluxe cover with slipcase, send me $15
plus $4 for postage and we've got a deal.
In retrospect, the later books now seem bigger and better,
and yet without that first effort, there would have
been no series at all. By stepping out into an unknown
world of publishing, I had begun a recurring industry
for myself. Each book would be an experience separate
from the others, for the end results for each book inevitably
varied. Some were more successful than others. And yet
I always felt I was in control of the situation. I knew
there was an audience for each book. Reaching that audience
is the difficult and, finally, the greatest and most
rewarding challenge.
As for I WAS A TV HORROR HOST, only time will tell.
But whatever the outcome, it will stand as a personal
history, and life can't get any better than that for
an author - to leave behind some legacy, whatever its
importance to future readers.