DINOSAUR
VALLEY GIRLS
 

Dumber Is Better

Overweight Karate Actor
Time Travels to Meet
Cave-Set Femmes
Barely Clad in Sexy Furs

 
In the tradition of CAVEMAN and CAVEGIRL, this spoof of prehistoric movie sagas is all for laughs, based on the theory: the dumber the better. Substitute brainless for dumber and maybe you begin to get the idea.

Jeff Rector, an out-of-shape screen action hero (of the "Feet of Fury" series), messes around with paleontologist William Marshall's talisman and is whisked through the Time Continuum to the Mesozoic Era, where a bevy of animal-skin wearing beauties (led by buxom Denise Ames and including Karen Black) shows him the ways (and de means) of primitive woman's instincts (they haven't changed all that much, pal).

Ed Fury (as Big Mac") leads a gang of stupidly silly males in less-abbreviated animal skins, and there's a cute stop-motion allosaurus thrown in for attempted laughs, not thrills. (Artist Frank Brunner--poor guy-- is given credit for illustrations.)

While the shapely femmes are eager to show off their plentiful figures, the TV G-rated version, introduced to a sleeping nation via the USA Network on a double bill with JURASSIC WOMEN, offers no bare breasts and a form of rompish sex play that is absolutely innocuous. Writer-director Donald F. Glut does have some taste after all. (Huh?). Griffin Drew, Harrison Ray, Elizabeth Landau.

 

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